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Happy birthday to Shiv
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shiv5468! I hope you have a fabulous day.
In your honour, a tiny little plot bunny decided to show up, and gave me this.
Birthday plans the Slytherin way
'A present? For me? Are you sure you're feeling well?'
Hermione looked at her husband of five years. She couldn't help but feel a little suspicious. True, Severus did have the habit of bringing her little things every now and then – a bar of the loveliest chocolate hidden in the pocket of her favourite coat (it was a lovely gesture and she had appreciated it even if getting the stains out of the coat had been a real hassle, but he hadn't known the chocolate would melt), wild flowers masquerading as potions ingredients, because Severus was not the sort of man who would just come and bring his wife flowers – but not once during their time together had he specifically remembered her birthday.
Perhaps he didn't want a reminder of how much older he was. The poor sod. It made her sigh and pout, but she did understand. And forgive. Really. Every time. Especially after a bout or two of his favourite way of not-apologising.
So what had changed this time? Was he tired of not-apologising? Hermione almost felt like sniffling.
'Aren't you going to open it?' Severus asked, his voice just a tiny bit petulant.
Hermione gave him what she hoped was a grateful, encouraging smile, and unwrapped the gift. Carefully, because the wrapping paper looked - grand. Majestic. Certainly expensive.
The box she uncovered looked equally grand. Lifting the lid, she wondered what it could possibly contain. It almost looked like a shoebox but Severus would never, ever get her shoes, surely? Her taste in shoes was something she never expected him to share or understand. Good quality was important, of course, but she wanted more – they had to be special. Exquisite. Not necessarily practical, and certainly often on the expensive side.
It was a shoebox. Containing, in fact, shoes. Exquisite ones. Shoes that she immediately fell in love with. They even looked the right size – give or take a bit, but that's what magic was for.
'Oh, Severus!' she cried, after having put the box down with care, and flung herself at her husband, smothering him with kisses.
When they had extricated themselves from each other, she asked, 'But how ... how did you know? Where did you get them, anyway? I haven't seen a pair like these anywhere in the Wizarding shops. Or Muggle ones.'
Severus squirmed a little, looking somewhat embarrassed. He looked adorable with a blush, Hermione decided.
'Well, actually ... I asked Lucius.' The last part was said in not much more than a whisper. 'He directed me to the place where he gets his own custom made. And he had some good advice, too.'
Hermione smiled, a plan quickly forming in her head. 'Well. I suppose we should invite Lucius here, this evening, so I could thank him in person. It is my birthday, after all, and a girl is entitled to more than one present.'
As she busied herself with her newest acquisition, she missed the triumphant smirk on her husband's face.
shiv5468! I hope you have a fabulous day.In your honour, a tiny little plot bunny decided to show up, and gave me this.
'A present? For me? Are you sure you're feeling well?'
Hermione looked at her husband of five years. She couldn't help but feel a little suspicious. True, Severus did have the habit of bringing her little things every now and then – a bar of the loveliest chocolate hidden in the pocket of her favourite coat (it was a lovely gesture and she had appreciated it even if getting the stains out of the coat had been a real hassle, but he hadn't known the chocolate would melt), wild flowers masquerading as potions ingredients, because Severus was not the sort of man who would just come and bring his wife flowers – but not once during their time together had he specifically remembered her birthday.
Perhaps he didn't want a reminder of how much older he was. The poor sod. It made her sigh and pout, but she did understand. And forgive. Really. Every time. Especially after a bout or two of his favourite way of not-apologising.
So what had changed this time? Was he tired of not-apologising? Hermione almost felt like sniffling.
'Aren't you going to open it?' Severus asked, his voice just a tiny bit petulant.
Hermione gave him what she hoped was a grateful, encouraging smile, and unwrapped the gift. Carefully, because the wrapping paper looked - grand. Majestic. Certainly expensive.
The box she uncovered looked equally grand. Lifting the lid, she wondered what it could possibly contain. It almost looked like a shoebox but Severus would never, ever get her shoes, surely? Her taste in shoes was something she never expected him to share or understand. Good quality was important, of course, but she wanted more – they had to be special. Exquisite. Not necessarily practical, and certainly often on the expensive side.
It was a shoebox. Containing, in fact, shoes. Exquisite ones. Shoes that she immediately fell in love with. They even looked the right size – give or take a bit, but that's what magic was for.
'Oh, Severus!' she cried, after having put the box down with care, and flung herself at her husband, smothering him with kisses.
When they had extricated themselves from each other, she asked, 'But how ... how did you know? Where did you get them, anyway? I haven't seen a pair like these anywhere in the Wizarding shops. Or Muggle ones.'
Severus squirmed a little, looking somewhat embarrassed. He looked adorable with a blush, Hermione decided.
'Well, actually ... I asked Lucius.' The last part was said in not much more than a whisper. 'He directed me to the place where he gets his own custom made. And he had some good advice, too.'
Hermione smiled, a plan quickly forming in her head. 'Well. I suppose we should invite Lucius here, this evening, so I could thank him in person. It is my birthday, after all, and a girl is entitled to more than one present.'
As she busied herself with her newest acquisition, she missed the triumphant smirk on her husband's face.
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Shooooooes are importnat.
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Very nice ficlet, complete with a sneaky!Snape. My, my, you have been corrupted, with what the ending hints at!
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*is all innocent about the ending and any non-existent hints*
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Thank you!
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Wonderful euphemism. All that "lighting candles" and "blowing them out" and wish fulfillment work very nicely. "Oh yes, Hermione, I would definitely like a piece," Lucius replied as his eyes slowly traced the outlines of her figure. "With extra icing, if you don't mind. I do love licking off the icing, don't you Severus?"
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*polishes own halo, adjusts it*
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No icing here. Never has been.
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*stirs potion into icing*
*gets Lucius to administer potion*
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. . . but a lovely little three . . with shoes . . . and Lucius . . . nope, not happening. It's all just in my fevered brain.
Lovely little fic! :D
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Yes! Completely in your imagination. *nods*
Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Well done on this suggestive little fic!
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Any suggestiveness should be blamed on Severus. Sneaky Slytherin that he is.
Thanks!
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This was great! Ticks all my boxes :-)
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*faints*
Thank you! Glad you liked it.
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