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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] shiv5468! I hope you have a fabulous day.

In your honour, a tiny little plot bunny decided to show up, and gave me this.


Birthday plans the Slytherin way


'A present? For me? Are you sure you're feeling well?'

Hermione looked at her husband of five years. She couldn't help but feel a little suspicious. True, Severus did have the habit of bringing her little things every now and then – a bar of the loveliest chocolate hidden in the pocket of her favourite coat (it was a lovely gesture and she had appreciated it even if getting the stains out of the coat had been a real hassle, but he hadn't known the chocolate would melt), wild flowers masquerading as potions ingredients, because Severus was not the sort of man who would just come and bring his wife flowers – but not once during their time together had he specifically remembered her birthday.

Perhaps he didn't want a reminder of how much older he was. The poor sod. It made her sigh and pout, but she did understand. And forgive. Really. Every time. Especially after a bout or two of his favourite way of not-apologising.

So what had changed this time? Was he tired of not-apologising? Hermione almost felt like sniffling.

'Aren't you going to open it?' Severus asked, his voice just a tiny bit petulant.

Hermione gave him what she hoped was a grateful, encouraging smile, and unwrapped the gift. Carefully, because the wrapping paper looked - grand. Majestic. Certainly expensive.

The box she uncovered looked equally grand. Lifting the lid, she wondered what it could possibly contain. It almost looked like a shoebox but Severus would never, ever get her shoes, surely? Her taste in shoes was something she never expected him to share or understand. Good quality was important, of course, but she wanted more – they had to be special. Exquisite. Not necessarily practical, and certainly often on the expensive side.

It was a shoebox. Containing, in fact, shoes. Exquisite ones. Shoes that she immediately fell in love with. They even looked the right size – give or take a bit, but that's what magic was for.

'Oh, Severus!' she cried, after having put the box down with care, and flung herself at her husband, smothering him with kisses.

When they had extricated themselves from each other, she asked, 'But how ... how did you know? Where did you get them, anyway? I haven't seen a pair like these anywhere in the Wizarding shops. Or Muggle ones.'

Severus squirmed a little, looking somewhat embarrassed. He looked adorable with a blush, Hermione decided.

'Well, actually ... I asked Lucius.' The last part was said in not much more than a whisper. 'He directed me to the place where he gets his own custom made. And he had some good advice, too.'

Hermione smiled, a plan quickly forming in her head. 'Well. I suppose we should invite Lucius here, this evening, so I could thank him in person. It is my birthday, after all, and a girl is entitled to more than one present.'

As she busied herself with her newest acquisition, she missed the triumphant smirk on her husband's face.

Date: 5 April 2008 08:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com
Heeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shooooooes are importnat.

Date: 5 April 2008 12:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Very important. Walking around barefoot just isn't the same.

Date: 5 April 2008 09:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayerf.livejournal.com
Great to see the plot bunnies cooperating a little!

Very nice ficlet, complete with a sneaky!Snape. My, my, you have been corrupted, with what the ending hints at!

Date: 5 April 2008 12:30 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
I suspect it was a very brief visit! But even so, it was appreciated.

*is all innocent about the ending and any non-existent hints*

Date: 5 April 2008 10:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-bees-buzz.livejournal.com
What a lovely, sneaky Severus! And he is plotting to get Lucius invited over - do I see threesome fic in your future? (she asks hopefully)

Date: 5 April 2008 12:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Hee! What threesome? ;-) They were just contemplating inviting Lucius to ... have some birthday cake with them. Yes, that's it! All very innocent.

Thank you!

Date: 5 April 2008 13:12 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-bees-buzz.livejournal.com
"Have some birthday cake"

Wonderful euphemism. All that "lighting candles" and "blowing them out" and wish fulfillment work very nicely. "Oh yes, Hermione, I would definitely like a piece," Lucius replied as his eyes slowly traced the outlines of her figure. "With extra icing, if you don't mind. I do love licking off the icing, don't you Severus?"

Date: 5 April 2008 13:23 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Ohhh, what a dirty mind you have!

*polishes own halo, adjusts it*

Date: 5 April 2008 13:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-bees-buzz.livejournal.com
And a very lovely halo it is. Is that a bit of icing on the edge? I wonder how it got there ...

Date: 5 April 2008 13:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
*licks the icing off very quickly*

No icing here. Never has been.

Date: 5 April 2008 13:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-bees-buzz.livejournal.com
*brews potion to stopper death*

*stirs potion into icing*

*gets Lucius to administer potion*

Date: 5 April 2008 14:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayerf.livejournal.com
Lucius?! What about Severus? Hmm, on second thoughts, maybe Lucius is better. I'm not as likely to get hexed by Hermione.

Date: 5 April 2008 12:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sc010f.livejournal.com
You are in no way responsible for my overactive imagination. Nope, not at all.

. . . but a lovely little three . . with shoes . . . and Lucius . . . nope, not happening. It's all just in my fevered brain.

Lovely little fic! :D

Date: 5 April 2008 13:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
It's all just in my fevered brain.

Yes! Completely in your imagination. *nods*

Thank you!

Date: 5 April 2008 12:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cck-brit.livejournal.com
That was very nice! And she definitely deserves more than one present.

Date: 5 April 2008 13:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Thanks! And yes, I quite agree. Don't we all deserve more than just one?

Date: 5 April 2008 13:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firefly-124.livejournal.com
Yay plotbunny! Lovely ficlet!

Date: 5 April 2008 13:23 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
It turned up this morning, looking all forlorn and lonely.

Thank you!

Date: 5 April 2008 13:25 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dickgloucester.livejournal.com
Oh, Kribu - and there was I, thinking youw ere a good girl!

Well done on this suggestive little fic!

Date: 5 April 2008 13:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
But I am a good girl! *nods enthusiastically*

Any suggestiveness should be blamed on Severus. Sneaky Slytherin that he is.

Thanks!

Date: 5 April 2008 17:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubiquirk.livejournal.com
You made me read 'almost' threesome! (laughs) Very funny with who's outsmarting whom.

Date: 5 April 2008 18:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Thank you! I can't believe I wrote an almost-threesome. (Well, not that I did. I wouldn't. Never!)

Date: 14 April 2008 09:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pythia-delphi.livejournal.com
Of course Lucy would know all about shoes, even the high-heeled variety *gets a disturbingly kinky, yet hawt vision in head*

This was great! Ticks all my boxes :-)

Date: 14 April 2008 09:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Oh dear Merlin... now I'm having highly disturbing visions of Lucy in a corset and stockings and high-heeled shoes.

*faints*

Thank you! Glad you liked it.

Date: 14 April 2008 09:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pythia-delphi.livejournal.com
By disturbing, I'm assuming you mean gorgeous *snerk*

Date: 14 April 2008 10:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kribu.livejournal.com
Erm... *shuffles feet*

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